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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

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