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Satria Muda Pertamina is an Indonesian professional basketball team currently playing in the Indonesian Basketball League. Based in the Indonesian capital of Jakarta, it was Indonesia's representative team to the inaugural Asean Basketball League.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Mitochondrial ROS","displaytitle":"Mitochondrial ROS","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17125553","titles":{"canonical":"Mitochondrial_ROS","normalized":"Mitochondrial ROS","display":"Mitochondrial ROS"},"pageid":38862372,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Production_of_mitochondrial_ROS%2C_mitochondrial_ROS.png/330px-Production_of_mitochondrial_ROS%2C_mitochondrial_ROS.png","width":320,"height":191},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Production_of_mitochondrial_ROS%2C_mitochondrial_ROS.png","width":653,"height":389},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279229101","tid":"377d72fb-fb28-11ef-9f1a-49cb0842ed44","timestamp":"2025-03-07T07:46:02Z","description":"Reactive oxygen species produced by mitochondria","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_ROS","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_ROS?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_ROS?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mitochondrial_ROS"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_ROS","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mitochondrial_ROS","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_ROS?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mitochondrial_ROS"}},"extract":"Mitochondrial ROS are reactive oxygen species (ROS) that are produced by mitochondria. Generation of mitochondrial ROS mainly takes place at the electron transport chain located on the inner mitochondrial membrane during the process of oxidative phosphorylation. Leakage of electrons at complex I and complex III from electron transport chains leads to partial reduction of oxygen to form superoxide. Subsequently, superoxide is quickly dismutated to hydrogen peroxide by two dismutases including superoxide dismutase 2 (SOD2) in mitochondrial matrix and superoxide dismutase 1 (SOD1) in mitochondrial intermembrane space. Collectively, both superoxide and hydrogen peroxide generated in this process are considered as mitochondrial ROS.","extract_html":"
Mitochondrial ROS are reactive oxygen species (ROS) that are produced by mitochondria. Generation of mitochondrial ROS mainly takes place at the electron transport chain located on the inner mitochondrial membrane during the process of oxidative phosphorylation. Leakage of electrons at complex I and complex III from electron transport chains leads to partial reduction of oxygen to form superoxide. Subsequently, superoxide is quickly dismutated to hydrogen peroxide by two dismutases including superoxide dismutase 2 (SOD2) in mitochondrial matrix and superoxide dismutase 1 (SOD1) in mitochondrial intermembrane space. Collectively, both superoxide and hydrogen peroxide generated in this process are considered as mitochondrial ROS.
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