{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"In Praise of the Stepmother","displaytitle":"In Praise of the Stepmother","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q731251","titles":{"canonical":"In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother","normalized":"In Praise of the Stepmother","display":"In Praise of the Stepmother"},"pageid":31359632,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/ElogioDeLaMadastra.jpg","width":250,"height":399},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/ElogioDeLaMadastra.jpg","width":250,"height":399},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267768078","tid":"d7fa0c45-cc47-11ef-a8e0-8cdc12db5f47","timestamp":"2025-01-06T16:04:01Z","description":"1988 novel by Mario Vargas Llosa","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:In_Praise_of_the_Stepmother"}},"extract":"In Praise of the Stepmother is an erotic novel by Peruvian writer Mario Vargas Llosa, winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature in 2010. Published in 1988, it is about a sexually open couple whose fantasies lead them to the edge of morality.","extract_html":"
In Praise of the Stepmother is an erotic novel by Peruvian writer Mario Vargas Llosa, winner of the Nobel Prize in Literature in 2010. Published in 1988, it is about a sexually open couple whose fantasies lead them to the edge of morality.
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Capt. John Alden Jr. was a Colonial soldier, politician, merchant, and sailor born in the Plymouth Colony. He was a well-known public figure in his time; however, he is currently chiefly remembered as a survivor of the Salem witch trials, of which he wrote a much quoted and studied account.
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Peltigera leucophlebia is a lichenized fungus in the family Peltigeraceae. It is commonly called ruffled freckled pelt. This and other species in the genus contain a green algae in the genus Coccomyxa and also cyanobacteria in the genus Nostoc as symbionts.
"}{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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